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Own a Piece of Wyre Festival History
Bummed that you missed out on the once-in-a-lifetime event? Not to worry, you can now own a piece of history with officially sanctioned Wyre Festival merch!
"Premium Lunch" T-shirt
$300
Lightly Used Soggy Mattress
$5,000